Summary stinking piece

Pros: This game is the fourth in the series, and I commend them for that. But, for those who have seen Star Trek Nemesis. The catch phrase is: A generation's final journey begins. I said it to that, and i'll also say it to .hack Q: Thank god it's their final journey. OH! Telegram: CRAPPY GAME - PLEASE REPORT TO THE CONS SECTION.
Cons: The graphics can be described with four words: U G L Y. They are boobish, annoyingly unrealistic, and they should never have been set loose on our innocent world. The plot is, as my saying goes: Utter Crap. It was also squiddish. I mean, would you believe that a guy with blue hair would marry a man? I didn't think so. The controls are similar to GTA: Vice City, in the way that they're so bad that I literally dropped the controller on my pants. Now, the horrible replay value literally scared the crap right out of me. Overall, this game has the value of two cups of preschool tinklings.

Reviewer's Comments

Sorry about the bad analogy in this review, but it can't be worse than the analogys they use in this game. A guy who looks like a lemming killing 19 guys at his wedding to a blue-haired man! 'NUF SAID.